i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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