dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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