What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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