can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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