I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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