I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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