so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize