nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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