we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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