but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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