Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i love accidental penises.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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