Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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