i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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