She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My Sexting was not on an AP level
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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