Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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