Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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