Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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