All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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