Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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