remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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