Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
worst night to have a conscience
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
