Don't you send me to vm
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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