You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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