But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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