Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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