Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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