i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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