I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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