think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He passed out mid-signature
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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