Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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