I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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