He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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