Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Do you have feelings for this penis?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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