Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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