i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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