i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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