I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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