yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize