you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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