Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize