my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
