How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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