You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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