I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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