Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Use "feeling words"
Yay
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize