You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
birth control should be required to get into college
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize
