You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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