ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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