shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
