need another drink. this is the easiest way
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Randomize
