Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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