Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My life is pants optional.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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