She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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