He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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