Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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